Mucky Memory

My mother was cooking dinner when I got back from school and without any preamble shouted from the kitchen,

“I don’t mind you having those mucky magazines but I do not want them left lying around the house!!”

It was then that I remembered I had left the latest copies of Men Only And Mayfair under my bedclothes before I had gone to school.

I gave dinner a miss that night. Unable to sit down in front of my parents in the knowledge that they knew that their 14 year old son was practising the five fingered flute before going off for his daily dose of education.

This is for those heady days when sex was more simple and you did not have to put up kitchen shelves before you got the nasty!!