Mommy Is President

Good Morning!
Hi. My name is Uni.
I’m growing up with the moon
Ba! Ba, ba! Hurry up daddy, mama’s appearing on T.V. again
“Hi, mommy!”
See, mommy is, well, the first president on Planet Earth
Ha!

Here come Inuits, Aboriginis, Crabs,Giraffes, conference on the beach
The breeze on the Palm Trees, they seem so cool
Mommy’s fashion, a cross on the chest, beads on the wrist, veil on the mouth
“Let us release God from religion” she shouts

6 said yes, 6 said no
Well, once more, let’s do it again
3 said yes, 9 said no
All right, all right
“Let’s release God from religion”

Du-du, du-du, du-dududu, du-du
Mama is the bravest girl in the world
Du-du, du-du, du-dududu, du-du
She is always thinking about the people

Hey Dad, Mommy’s saying something on T.V. again,
“Just a moment, I’m busy doing the dishes”
In Congress, the percentage of men and women are fifty-fifty
The same ratio as Planet Earth
“Balance is important”
Then, war and fickleness decreased, and the number of son-in-law taken into brides’ families increased

10 said yes, 10 said no, Well, once more, let’s do it again
6 said yes, 8 said no
All right, all right
“Let’s protect love from bad sex”

Du-du, du-du, du-dududu, du-du
Mommy is the wisest girl in the world
Du-du, du-du, du-dududu, du-du
She is always thinking about the people

We babies are Challengers
we make the new world
Every night before I go to sleep, mommy always sings to me
“Uni, until now, more than 100 million babies were born on Earth, but still, nobody knows,
‘What kind of society is the fairest society?”

Mommy is the first president on Earth