would love to hear someone rap this the proper way


Phil Rizuto,had his holy cow
Batman and Robin went boom kapow.
Ralph Kramen tells Alice, bang zoom to the moon,
It’s just their way of saying

Badabing badaboom

Speak into the mic put the lens on zoom etc.

Waitin 15 minutes for the Drive-thru clerk
Food is all cold and the Slurpee don’t work
You go to complain but they closed at noon
Time to serve ‘em up Badabing-Badaboom

Badabing badaboom

So life really kicked you when you were down
You caught your best friend with your girl downtown
Buying her chocolates and French Perfume?
Give ‘em both a present: Badabing-Badaboom

Badabing-badaboom
Speak into the mic put the lens on zoom etc.

Flyin down the freeway crusin in third
Some guy cuts you off and flips you the bird
Just drop it down to second and vroom vroom vroom
And when you catch up Badabing-Badaboom

Watchin Jerry Springer for a good laugh
Some girl in a hoodie is talkin some trash
She married some guy but on the honeymoon
She found out he’s a SHE Bada Bing Bada Boom!

turned on jerry springer and theres some white trash biotch,
she points to her ex, as he grabs his crotch.
He puts his arm around her sister,
and says lets get a room
all of a sudden badabing badaboom


Am/G/F/E